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Who is the Photo Man, anyway? How does he always know where you are? What's he trying to do? - by Balestro

Who is the Photo Man, anyway? How does he always know where you are? What's he trying to do?



In the house of Photoman , a phone call was made ​​:

"Hello?"
"Hey there."
"Oh! You ! Long time no see my dear fellow , are you going well?"
"Lately , I've been busy , a lot of work you know? You probably understand , I believe that many still call you for your good service with pictures."
"Unfortunately not."
"No ? But I even remember how every year end its agenda was filled with so many events year-end , remember you photographing me when I graduated , I met you there was his work as a photographer . "
"In fact , it was right there."
"I also remember that you took the best photos when I got married , remember my wife?"
"The blonde? Remember like it was yesterday, you two smiling at the altar, that was a beautiful moment."
"Yeah, I already have a son too."
"Really? I'm glad, he should have your face."
"And my hair."
"What's his name?"
"Ness."
"Ness? ... What an exotic name, never heard before."
"It's a long story, involving games, wanna hear?"
"I think not, I never understood these little thingies. But back to the subject. I have been called less and less to an service, you know, now the cameras have become more modern, people are caring less and less with the content of pictures, and care more about how you can "correct" them. Pfft, never understood these guys with Photoshop."
"Well, I think it's your lucky day. I want a capable photographer for work that I thought."
"And what would be that work?"
"Well .. you know ... my son will embark on a grand adventure, will it be a great opportunity to him to see the world outside the small house where he has always lived in Onett. I wanted to be with him now, to celebrate the achievements he will have, but all I can do is stay here, seeing my son grow as my time with him escapes from my hands. I wished I didn't had to work so hard like my wife does, like my own son does. I wanted to see him ... And now, fortunately, I can, I will be able to take a week's vacation, but will be here for a long time. Probably the adventure will end before I get my vacation."
"So... you want me to take pictures of his adventures while you are getting ready to go to Onett."
"Exactly."
"Well that is indeed a nice job, I did never had such kind of request, but it does sound pretty fun."
"How much will it be then?"
"Oh Please, for this kind of work, I do not need money, you know, although I have not received more requests, I still have enough money coming in from my photographs of the past. I assure you, soon, you will have the fondest of memories to share with your son when you go visit him."
"Well, this is very nice of you, but I heard he is going to be in many places, Eagleland, Foggyland, Chommo. How do you will go to such places on foot or in a car?"
"No need for worry my young friend, I spoke to an old guru in the deserts called Talah Rama, who taught me a way to overcome great distances in the blink of an eye. I will be where he is in no time at all."
"I'll keep you informed of his locations. But are you sure you can do this?"
"Do not take me for a cheap photographer, I'm a photographic genius, if i say so myself."
"Thank you very much."
"You're welcome, goodbye and good work for you sir."
--CLICK--

--Balestro


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Hullo Folks, this is my first submission around here. I tried to draw the Masked Man in his combat pose right at the beginning of the last battle.
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