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Who is Liar X. Aggerate, where did he come from, and how did he come to live on that hill above Onett? - by vgamer164

Who is Liar X. Aggerate, where did he come from, and how did he come to live on that hill above Onett?

Who am I, you ask? My name is Lier X. Aggerate. I’m a retired Olympic medal-winning synchronized swimmer.

What do you mean, you don’t believe that?

All right, all right, you got me. I was actually a world-class explorer who, after seeing the world, grew tired of fame and settled in Onett. Of course you’ve never heard of me!

...You want the truth? That was the truth!

All right, fine. Here’s how it really went down.

I used to live in the big city, livin’ large. Me and my pal Everdred, we did some... shady business around those parts. You know, robbing banks, mugging old ladies, putting cats in trees, all that good, illegal stuff. We turned a fine profit, and boy, we lived the life! It was perfect.

Until one day, one of our heists went wrong. We accidentally tripped an alarm and in came the police! I made up a story about me trying to stop Everdred from committing the crime and they believed me. Everdred was stuck in jail, but he sent me some nasty threats. They decided to put me in witness protection. I changed my name and moved to the hill outside of town. I was then able to resume my activities of being creepy and following young kids around.

So that’s my story. You may not believe it, but that’s on your head, not mine.


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