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The Robot Who Totally Had Tentacles - by Elobo

Floating through the world on internal antigravity propulsion, like a deadly bubble from some dark nightmare. Two tendrils keep it steady, two shoot forward. Uh-oh, your Magi Pudding is gone. Are you going to cry? It will merely float back, silently, while lasering you in the chops.

Author	Title	Description	Date	Rank
Elobo	You're Invited! (20th Anniversary)	You’re invited! It’s been 20 years, and whether you’re bitter, complacent, or thriving… you can still join your fellow survivors in celebration. Best buds Ultra Barbot and Super Energy have set up a very successful pub and it houses many memories of the past, and we want to create many more for the future. See you there! PS, Bring chocolate squares. -Ultra Barbot	7/26/09	0.00
Elobo	Yummy for my Tummy	I wait alone in my abyssal room, closed off from the rest of Nowhere's pelagic envelope. My fist... it can punch. My foot... it can kick. In essence I am the perfect punching an kicking machine. And so I wait... wait for a true contender to defeat in combat so that I may rightly wear this awesome crown. And I've eaten to stay alive for all these years of waiting. I've eaten my own ever-replicating red spheres of nutrition. I am yummy for my own tummy.	1/22/10	0.00