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Weird Science - by Elobo

Weird Science




[Halloween 2009] "You... make man?" "No. Woman." The immature perversions of a child trapped in an ageless body are difficult for his men to rationalize, or at least for those that retain some small semblance of autonomy. But he yearns and what he craves, he must surely get. Hunched over a jigsaw pile of cadavers in a Frankenstein lab. It weighs on anyone's mind. It warps it to compliment the pathos of the master.

Note - the Dogfish's legs are backwards, but it was too late to change this. I was consoled by someone "He looks awfully stressed anyways, so maybe he put them on backwards." ... ... It works for me.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo Beauty and Putrescence
Do not feel sorry for the malignant figure of the Putrid Moldyman. It's not like he feels sorry for your unfortunate cleanliness. Please leave the preconceptions at the door. This creature revels in filth but is not necessarily rotten of character. Give a guy a chance, yes?
4/20/09 0.00
Elobo Endless Guardian
Deep in the sand kissed pyramids, the greatest treasures of this ancient civilization are hidden... and defended. A massive guardian - rough, cracked, and without the capacity for pain. A golem to stand watch eternally over the secrets of the dead.
7/17/09 0.00
Elobo Malevolent Winter (Supplementary 1)
Closer looks at the Runaway Puppoplasm, Mushed Duck, and Mighty CrocoDIRE 7.
11/4/12 0.00
Elobo Cruel Blizzard
Can you find the strength to laugh in your useless, frozen body? This beast that stands before you is horribly mishapen, a head that seems to dominate its body. It's breath chills the blood in your veins beyond freezing. The air around it hangs still, a haunting calm before it issues forth your bubbling red froth. You numbly grope for something... anything to use as a weapon. But more of their comically bulbous forms seem to coalesce from the ripping eddies of the blizzard. You find no other recourse but to throw your head back and laugh as the mountain closes in to take you.
4/23/09 9.00
Elobo Gruff Theft Tessie
Bubble Monkey was simply flirting with a local gal when a Gruff Goat tore into him, stole his gum, and absconded with Tessie! After plenty of shock and a little dismay, Bubble Monkey ran helplessly along the coas. He'd lost his ride and his bubble gum. The gruff goat was meanwhile in over his head, it would take ages to get this gum out of his manly beard! It was too gorgeous of a beard to cut off. And so the eternal struggle of life goes on. (ebfgp)
8/6/09 0.00

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