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Someone's Rotting in the State of Osohe - by Elobo

Someone's Rotting in the State of Osohe




[Halloween 2009] Dog, you'll be the undeath of me yet! I'm the host of that party, you know! I'm giving up a huge stockpile of rotten eclairs for this shinding you know? Yeah, you're sniffing around? Yeah? Well you had better do something. You'd better. At least I found a use for this freeloading snake at last! I'm going as a business human you dolt of a dog! It's perfect! And you're making miss it! So you'd better hurry up and do your number. Or I'm not going to be pleased. At ALL.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo Cruel Blizzard
Can you find the strength to laugh in your useless, frozen body? This beast that stands before you is horribly mishapen, a head that seems to dominate its body. It's breath chills the blood in your veins beyond freezing. The air around it hangs still, a haunting calm before it issues forth your bubbling red froth. You numbly grope for something... anything to use as a weapon. But more of their comically bulbous forms seem to coalesce from the ripping eddies of the blizzard. You find no other recourse but to throw your head back and laugh as the mountain closes in to take you.
4/23/09 9.00
Elobo Beauty and Putrescence
Do not feel sorry for the malignant figure of the Putrid Moldyman. It's not like he feels sorry for your unfortunate cleanliness. Please leave the preconceptions at the door. This creature revels in filth but is not necessarily rotten of character. Give a guy a chance, yes?
4/20/09 0.00
Elobo From Clay, Through Soil, To Dust
The Farm Zombie's form began to fade and crumble, as its essence leaked from every orifice. "Is this my great reward for my unending toil and torment? Is this the end to my unnatural binding to undeath. How... gracious of the master to steal my life, then steal my freedom. And finally to release me into nothingness. Or am I merely set for a more heinous imprisonment still? Forgive me if I'm not thrilled."
4/20/09 0.00
Elobo Mastermind
Ah, the elusive Master Criminal Worm. They are their own best getaway car. Having amassed a vast wealth and many battle scars, they are careful not to allow any of their money to be exposed. They have enough oomph in the criminal empire to quickly rise to the top, and always have aspiring hangers-on. Quick to preserve their empire, their efficiency is always lethal when it needs to be. But at least they're good to their mommies.
4/19/09 0.00
Elobo Earthborne Exemplar
The Carbon Dog burns withe very heat and intensity of the heart of the earth. Some exceptional Carbon Dogs can tap into the power of the ground to become a deadly mass of nigh indestructible diamond. As it joints rub unnaturally together, the piercing screeches are very much akin to a haunting howl. It becomes so in tune with the earth that its ravenous bite transforms its quarry into the very minerals of the planet - to be used and recycled as it sees fit. The sheer power coursing through its prismatic body can blind and instantly defeat foes from sight alone, and a corona of energy can flare up to deflect assault. The Diamond Dog is one of the ultimate sentries, borne of the intense willpower of the Carbon Dog.
4/18/09 0.00

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