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Terracotta Nightmare - by Elobo

Terracotta Nightmare




A treasure gleaming amongst the overwhelming drab greys of the terracotta dig. Gilded armor, an ornate warrior. A deadly grimace adorned its faceplate. It seemed possessed of life despite remaining motionless. A flash of vibrance in an army of still death. But it was not of this dig. Its inner workings were beyond the scope of ancient man. It took its time dissecting the excitable excavators. It had field research to conduct as well, after all.



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Elobo Obsession
Uploading my shoddy fanfest shlock. [ebff2011] "She was a simple hobbyist, her passion keeping her out of nasty associations like Happhy Happyisms and the Fresh Breeze Movement. She didn't dabble in Burglin Park's illicit condiment trade. She didn't join in the midnight vigils of Orange Kid's most staunch admirers. No, she thrust herself headlong onto the exhausting path of an ace mycologist. She poured her energy, her time, her money into her craft. She gave it her life and her livelihood. She accrued so many mushrooms. So many. Why did she need them? It was excessive, the obsession consumed her. The need to separate herself from the normal cliques, and then the need to once again belong. The fibrous hivemind of Peaceful Rest Valley's mushrooms. A direct neural link to the planet. Everyone an extension of the same organism, everyone beloved by everyone else. Intoxicating. Humanity was a small sacrifice. Her collection reached critical mass, and she began collecting everything else. People. Trees. The Valley. She is the valley now, they all are. She dearly wants you to fee the same feeling of oneness, of true belonging. She wants the Earth. She wants to become it. The natural primordial push towards survival compounded by human obsession."
1/17/11 0.00
Elobo Oh So Sinister
[Halloween 2009] "Welcome to my collection little one, I almost left you in my belly too long. Please pardon the mess, I'll wash up shortly. Some great wyrms collect gold, but I prefer bones. Each skull has its own scent, flavour, and memories. A trophy pile singing the praises of my glory. You should be honoured, little one. At the very least, you were particularly delicious."
2/7/10 0.00
Elobo Oh, My Hero!
The feminine wiles of this robot series is especially effective against a patriarchal society. Kelly is a more streamlined model than Nancy. She is instead a master of subterfuge. She uses her assets and skills to cloud thoughts and veil the truth. But she delights in reaping the carnage she sows. In this, she is perhaps the cruelest of this "sister series."
5/3/09 0.00
Elobo Onett Complete: The Good Food For ogs That Dogs Like The Taste Of.
Recent theories about EARTHBOUND seem to centre around that enigma wrapped in a puppy that is Ruffini. Though possessing cosmic awareness, the recent theory is that Ruffini, despite being a cosmic entity, would still enjoy og food and he'd probably eat his hometown brand. This is because he still has a dog's taste buds and despite his knowledge he sticks around mundane Onett locations. Clearly he has hometown pride not to mention a dogs natural loyalty.
1/22/10 0.00
Elobo Our Mother's Scab
A robot's systems fail in the desert, on a long forgotten highway. It lays there, a shell - unaware. The artificial world all around it begins to give away. The earth is swallowing the trappings of mankind. Sand and wind scar the land. The first weeds begin to invade this brave new world that Our Mother is carving out for all of her Children.
6/10/09 0.00

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