News:

Go Back!

 Mother1
Tales of the PseudoZombi - by Elobo

Tales of the PseudoZombi




You have joined the ranks of the undead. By your own volition you traveled south of Podunk to the Graveyard. You are theirs now. But you are happy. As a human, you weren't allowed to eat brains OR loiter in the graveyard. You can now. You scream in exuberant joy "ZOMBIE!" as you rip away your shirt. But you are only a PseudoZombi, amongst the weakest of the legions. A simple smiling boy with a wooden bat will soon end your miserable existence. The time you have to enjoy zombiedom is numbered.



Other Submissions by Elobo

Author Sort Ascending Sort Descending Title Sort Ascending Sort Descending Description Sort Ascending Sort Descending Date Sort Ascending Sort Descending Rank Sort Ascending Sort Descending
Elobo Weird Science
[Halloween 2009] "You... make man?" "No. Woman." The immature perversions of a child trapped in an ageless body are difficult for his men to rationalize, or at least for those that retain some small semblance of autonomy. But he yearns and what he craves, he must surely get. Hunched over a jigsaw pile of cadavers in a Frankenstein lab. It weighs on anyone's mind. It warps it to compliment the pathos of the master.

Note - the Dogfish's legs are backwards, but it was too late to change this. I was consoled by someone "He looks awfully stressed anyways, so maybe he put them on backwards." ... ... It works for me.
2/7/10 0.00
Elobo Watchful Sentry
The immense bulk of the Wetnosaur belies a more gentle demeanor. These huge omnivores attack only when they are hungry, or feel their young are at risk. Indeed, a giant Wetnosaur egg would be a delicious quarry to many predators big or small. The curious behemoth leers down at a passing creature, ready to snuff the life from its bones if it dare compromise the nest.
5/24/09 0.00
Elobo Voices on the Wind
Soft envelope of night drapes over the harsh desert. Searing heat becomes the bitter cold. Huddle together, close, teeth chatter over the nocturnal sounds. But this chattering is met with the unnatural chattering of the wind. Looking up, the desert floats in front of you, both lonely and loamy. Who can even guess what this earthen creature desires? Who can even fathom the wishes of a desert? It’s voice is carried on the wind. All creatures in the desert hear it, but interlopers can never relate.
4/26/10 9.00
Elobo Vapour Trailer
[Halloween 2009] "It might have to do with shooing away countless lecherous stares in her elevator, but she could definitely perceive some unseen force following her to the office Halloween party that year. The elevator was even more grimy and foul smelling than usual, as if an entity was profaning the very air around it. She bit her lip. She may have dressed as an interpretation of a Trick or Tricker, but she was in no mood for pranks... or worse!" Giving some love to Fourside's own, sometimes overlooked, Ghost enemy and the sensuous elevator lady.
2/7/10 0.00
Elobo Uproarious Upchucking
Our sources say that when the Master Belch takes on too much fly honey, he merely needs to open his mouth and issue forth a river of putrescent barf. The stench is permanent, it's great for decorating the base! And while he uses some of his body mass, he frees himself up for more fly honey and generate a whole host of new minions! (ebfgp 2009)
8/15/09 0.00

Junk:

Latest Updates:

FAN VIDEOS >:. ...> EarthBound Saga Ch. 5 - Released at Last!
EBFGP >:. ...> An Apology from Starmen.Net and GPP 16 - Cave of the Past w/ vid!
EBFGP >:. ...> EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 15 - Magicant w/ BubblyOasis!
EBFGP >:. ...> EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 14 - Lost Underworld w/ Cyan683!
EBFGP >:. ...> EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 13 - Stonehenge w/ Nightshade!

Activities:

EarthBound Fanfest 2010
MOTHER 2 Novel Translation Project!
EarthBound Central -- Good News for the Modern Fan
Fangamer Banner
MOTHER 3 Fan Translation
Starmen.Net EarthBound Walkthrough
Starmen.Net Mother 3 Walkthrough
Donate to Starmen.Net!

Site Info:

Wanna know more about the staffers? The Site History? The Forum Badge Guide? All the info is here!

Polls:

How do you use Starmen.net?
Last Week's Poll
Which of the Super Smash Bros. Newcomers is your favourite?
Image of Last Week's Poll

Radio PSI:

Bringing the EarthBound community together through the magic of music.
Privacy Policy