Orange Kid
I was looking at images from EarthBound, and I happened to look at the Orange Kid's clay image. As I was looking at it, I got thinking. I was thinking about the Orange Kid, and his "role" in Earthbound.
Now, we all know that the Orange Kid is a worthless pile of poop, who you shouldn't give the time of day to. If it's your first time playing EarthBound, you'll probably end up giving him $200, which is a GIANT mistake, since he doesn't help you at all in the game. Well, that's not true, he does tell you that the Apple Kid (who I should mention is a great help) left his house to visit Burglin Park. But I don't even bother asking him where the Apple Kid went anymore.
I have no idea why the Orange Kid is so popular with all the girls. He's retarded looking, and he's a geek. What kind of girl would want to date someone who spends all his time and money on inventions that don't even work properly, or better yet, do nothing at all?
Now, with this in mind, why don't all these girls who are so hung up on the Orange Kid, go for Jeff instead? I think that Jeff and the Orange Kid look IDENTICAL except for the fact the Orange Kid is orange, and Jeff is in a tuxedo type thing and has blonde hair.
Jeff would be a MUCH better choice for someone to bring home to mom. Jeff makes good inventions, well actually fixes things, but he still makes something worth using. And he saves the world! And like I said before, they're practically twins!
Now, after I looked at both of their pictures, I thought of something else. Is it possible, and I might just be overanalyzing this (as Tomato would say), but might they be related in some way? Or even better, might they be one and the same person?
I'll stop my article with that question, and let you ponder over it for a while. Expect an article by me sometime in the near future explaining this new theory of mine.
I was looking at images from EarthBound, and I happened to look at the Orange Kid's clay image. As I was looking at it, I got thinking. I was thinking about the Orange Kid, and his "role" in Earthbound.
Now, we all know that the Orange Kid is a worthless pile of poop, who you shouldn't give the time of day to. If it's your first time playing EarthBound, you'll probably end up giving him $200, which is a GIANT mistake, since he doesn't help you at all in the game. Well, that's not true, he does tell you that the Apple Kid (who I should mention is a great help) left his house to visit Burglin Park. But I don't even bother asking him where the Apple Kid went anymore.
I have no idea why the Orange Kid is so popular with all the girls. He's retarded looking, and he's a geek. What kind of girl would want to date someone who spends all his time and money on inventions that don't even work properly, or better yet, do nothing at all?
Now, with this in mind, why don't all these girls who are so hung up on the Orange Kid, go for Jeff instead? I think that Jeff and the Orange Kid look IDENTICAL except for the fact the Orange Kid is orange, and Jeff is in a tuxedo type thing and has blonde hair.
Jeff would be a MUCH better choice for someone to bring home to mom. Jeff makes good inventions, well actually fixes things, but he still makes something worth using. And he saves the world! And like I said before, they're practically twins!
Now, after I looked at both of their pictures, I thought of something else. Is it possible, and I might just be overanalyzing this (as Tomato would say), but might they be related in some way? Or even better, might they be one and the same person?
I'll stop my article with that question, and let you ponder over it for a while. Expect an article by me sometime in the near future explaining this new theory of mine.
