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Funky Items - by Starstorm Trooper

Funky Items

I saw a lot of "funky item" lists on EarthBound.net, so I decided to make one of my own:

Gaia Fry-Bat of Kings-This has the powers of everyones best weapons. Anyone can use it. It's powerful, but weird looking.

Sharp, Jagged Piece of Metal-By far the most effective weapon.

Mase (pepper spray)-Blinds an opponent in combat. Can also be used as a condiment. One spray and you're south of the border!

Mr. Saturn Sock Puppet-When equiped, it's the same as a Mr. Saturn coin, except it attacks in battle (like King)!

Sword of Cings-Looks authentic, but upon closer inspection you'll notice that it says "made in Taiwan" on the hilt.

Bag of Bunnyite-Turns you into a bunny for one attack. It's kind of useless...

Illegal Fireworks-Jeff can use this. Does massive damage to every enemy. It looks cool too.

Chainsaw-Jeff can use this. It does massive damage to a single enemy. It's kind of messy though.

Skateboard-It's the same as a bicycle, except you can do cool tricks on it.

Cherry Bomb-Jeff can use this. Does medium damage to and enemy, but multiple ones can be thrown. They're really loud!

Bat With a Nail in it-It doesn't do a lot of damage, but it hurts a lot.

Wok-Paula can use this. I can't think of anything funny to say about this...

Apple-It's nutricious and delicious! It recovers about 20 HP.

Snack Pack-It's really yummy! Recovers about 5 HP. Just because it tastes good doesn't mean it's good for you. You'd be better off eating the apple.

Mr. Saturn Doll-When used in battle, it does nothing. It can be sold for a lot for some weird reason. I guess it's a collecters item.


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