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An Apology from Starmen.Net and GPP 16 - Cave of the Past w/ vid!

EBFGP Everyone, we must offer our sincerest apologies.

We have been allowing PorcBanc™ to use your creative output to power their Pays Distorter in exchange for sponsoring the EarthBound Funktastic Gameplay Summer. This has resulted in a link between Our World and Eagleland, which has been pretty neat! Unfortunately, the longer the Pays Distorter keeps the connection open, the more creative energy it requires to keep it stable.

Well, uh, long story short... we just couldn't keep up! The The PorcoTrade™ Technology Team has warned us that Our World is now experiencing a hostile merger, and that's going to be really bad for pretty much all matter in the universe. There's no way that we could have known that the amount of energy needed was unsustainable, and we never would have knowingly accepting the sponsorship if we knew it would result in the destruction of all things.

The good news is that the PorcoTrade™ Technology Team have told us that they're doing their best to prevent the merger, and that we should go ahead and finish up the game while we still can. I'm going to be hosting GPP 16 - Cave of the Past, and taking us to the end of the game, so be sure to tune in tonight on the Starman Club Twitch Channel at 6:00pm PT / 9:00pm ET!

The streams may be coming to an end, but you've still got until the end of August to get your submissions in for fabulous prizes! Check the EBFGPS2024 forum for more information!

We're so sorry about potentially bringing about the end of world, but we've definitely learned our lesson and it probably won't happen again.

EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (3) 2024.08.28 @ 6:33 CDT by vid

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 15 - Magicant w/ BubblyOasis!

EBFGP The eight melodies have been gathered, and the EarthBound Funktastic Gameplay Summer moves inexorably towards its conclusion! BubblyOasis is diving deep within Mario's mind palace for GPP 15 - Magicant! Load those dice, watch out for bombs, and get ready to smash some statues! Well, the psychic representation of a statue that was a physical representation of evil, anyway! Tonight on the Starman Club Twitch Channel at 5:00pm PT / 8:00pm ET!

With only two Gameplay Points left, there's still time to get submissions in to show your love for EarthBound, the EFGPS, or just take a shot at some fabulous prizes!

PorcoTrade™ apologizes for the inconvenience caused by the poor connectivity in the Lost Underworld. They have assured us that all CrypticCurrency transactions are being honored, and nothing can possibly go wrong. Keep producing creative Content! Feed the machine! Increase engagement in the GPP 15 forum thread!

EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (3) 2024.08.23 @ 14:44 CDT by vid

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 14 - Lost Underworld w/ Cyan683!

EBFGP Radio PSI's invasion of the EarthBound Funktastic Gameplay Summer continues! Cyan683, aka DJ Mon, is stepping out of the DJ booth and into the streamer chair for GPP 14 - Lost Underworld! Let's delve deep into the land of the dinosaurs, tonight on the Starman Club Twitch Channel at 4:30pm PT / 7:30pm ET!

Three Gameplay Points remaining! Let's get back in the game!

Our sponsors at PorcoTrade™ are still offering rewards for creative works in the form of CrypticCurrency, and it seems like they really, really want us to keep making stuff! Be sure to show off your efforts in the GPP 14 forum thread!

EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (0) 2024.08.20 @ 18:34 CDT by vid

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 13 - Stonehenge w/ Nightshade!

EBFGP The Shadow Waves of Radio PSI have spread to the EarthBound Funktastic Gameplay Summer! Nightshade is stepping out of the DJ booth and into the streamer chair for GPP 13 - Stonehenge! It's time to bash some Starmen, fire off some bottle rockets, and chase that Sword of Kings! Tonight on the Starman Club Twitch Channel at 6:00pm PT / 9:00pm ET!

It's the home stretch, there are only four Gameplay Points between you and the end of the game! Even if you haven't started yet, it's never to late to get back in the game, play some EarthBound, and have a good Summer hanging out with your buds!

Our sponsors at PorcoTrade™ are still offering rewards for creative works in the form of CrypticCurrency, and it seems like they really, really want us to keep making stuff! Be sure to show off your efforts in the GPP 13 forum thread!

EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (0) 2024.08.19 @ 4:16 CDT by vid

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 12 - Deep Darkness w/ Kody NOKOLO!

EBFGP It's time to hit that high and do the Megaton Walk, even if we can't stay deserted for long! We've got to make our way through the Deep Darkness to meet the Tendas, who will hopefully be able to show us where to go. If they can get over their shyness, that is...

You too can make like a (manly) fish and catch the stream tonight at 5:00pm PT / 8:00pm ET on the Starman Club Twitch Channel!

Plus, the fabulous folks at PorcBanc™ want to remind you that this incredible investment opportunity is quickly coming to a close! If you want to get in on the fun (and the funds), head over to PorcoTrade™ for a deal that'll make you squeal!
EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (0) 2024.08.16 @ 16:19 CDT by LadyTe

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 11 - Scaraba w/ AmzRigh!

EBFGP What a wild ride to get to and through Scaraba! With a pyramid's depths plumbed and a slipper-y kraken tide down, a good time was had by all as we continued the one and only Funktastic Gameplay Summer! Too bad one of our friends had to leave the group and start his studies early...

If you missed the stream, you can catch the full VOD on the Starman Club Twitch Channel, or tune in to the Starmen.net YouTube Channel!

PorcBanc™ would like to remind everyone that with school right around the corner, there's no better time than now to start investing in your future. Whether it's advertising with us or investing your hard-earned ELD, PorcoTrade™ is the place to be!
EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (0) 2024.08.16 @ 16:05 CDT by LadyTe

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 10 - Dalaam w/ livvy94!

EBFGP Did you train your body and mind with Mu? What? You got nothing out of it...? Must make you feel empty inside. But even if it was all in your head, there was much fun to be had while watching livvy make her way through Dalaam and then hit the streets of the city to get the fifth Sanctuary melody!

If you missed the stream, you can catch the full VOD on the Starman Club Twitch Channel, or tune in to the Starmen.net YouTube Channel!

Furthermore, our friends at PorcBanc™ and PorcoTrade™ want to remind you that friends share with each other. Please continue to share your art with PorcBanc™; it's more rewarding than you could imagine!
EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (0) 2024.08.16 @ 15:48 CDT by LadyTe

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 9 - Summers w. Lvl.1 Chef!!

EBFGP Board game enthusiast, cookbook mastermind, and all-around Rad Dude - Lvl.1 Chef is taking us along to assault the Monotoli Building, make a brief stop over in Winters, and finally warm things back up with a vacation in Summers! Tonight on the Starman Club Twitch Channel at 5:00pm PT / 8:00pm ET!

We've officially past the halfway point... if you haven't started your EarthBound run yet, it might be tough to catch up before the end, but we believe in you!

If you're feeling creative, be sure to visit the GPP 9 Forum Thread and show off what you've been working on! PorcBanc™ thanks you for your contributions! And if Chef Bryan has you in the mood to sizzle up a little something, be sure to show it off in the EB no Natsumatsuri Forum Thread - The Annual Gift Man is counting on you!

EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (3) 2024.08.09 @ 11:18 CDT by vid

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 8 - Fourside/Moonside w/ blawnk!

EBFGP Renowned Warp Pipe traveler and linguistics mastermind, blawnk has been putting the sponsorship dollars to good use, and will be showing off their efforts tonight on the Starman Club Twitch Channel at 5:00pm PT / 8:00pm ET!

We're about halfway through the EarthBound Funktastic Gameplay Summer 2024, but it's not too late to start working your soon-to-be award winning entry! Visit the Forum for details! Did you know that you can win some fabulous prizes?! Check the deets here!

EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (0) 2024.08.07 @ 18:53 CDT by vid

EBFGPS 2024 - GPP 7 - Dusty Dunes Desert w/ HpBoost!

EBFGP Dim the lights and get ready for the show! HpBoost will be traversing the sweltering heat of the Dusty Dunes, take a detour to Fourside's metropolis, and even embark on a search for gold! Don't tell anyone we told you, but word on the street is local superstar Venus will be making a guest appearance—and you don't even need to walk into a dark studio somewhere in a big city to meet her!
Catch the stream tonight at 6:00pm PT / 9:00pm ET on the Starman Club Twitch Channel! The folks at PorcBanc™ have left us with this message; "Keep your eyes peeled! We're working on adding additional features to PorcoTrade™... Coming Soon™!"
EBFGP | READ COMMENTS (0) 2024.08.05 @ 17:16 CDT by LadyTe

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